apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us
this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.
hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is
Any and all fetishization or romanticizing of death is bad

incorrect
This is the exception
good news everyone, jeff bezos is experiencing consequences:

i hope she takes his fucking money
TAKE THE KIDS MACKENZIE, TAKE HALF. GUT HIM.




